I'm going to shut the laptop and just drink now.

I'll open it back up if something wonderful happens.

I'm probably not

going to see Todd Snider or Jim Lauderdale on this show tonight. I'm officially out of touch now.

Just when you thought it wasn't creepy enough.

Michael Jackson's kids.

The Kids!

This is child abuse. No real reason to trot them out there.

I think I just got it.

This is Show Biz! It lets Music hang around with it sometimes - but they're really not good friends.

No 3-D specs

Will beer goggles work?

Wow. This is Embarassing.