AOTY

Oh Fer Chrissake! Now I'm officially done with the Grammys.

Taylor Swift? Maybe I don't understand what "Album of the Year" means.

Need to re-calibrate my expectations . . .

Quentin Tarantino?

I guess they couldn't get Mickey Rourke . . .

There has been a decrease over the years of real stuff on this thing - I'm starting to think that maybe this isn't worth even making fun of anymore.

Jeff Beck!

Great spare outfit here on the Les Paul tribute.

They should've had more time - more tunes.

Bad Seat

Getting seated behind Lady GaGa's headgear.

I'll maybe be okay with this . . .

if Mickey Rourke doesn't show up. Nothing against the man personally, but don't you have somewhere you've gotta be?

Dave Matthews

Little by little, he's got the whole neighborhood out there. I like it!

Damned if they don't look kinda joyous.

Just when I'd given up . . .

Andrea and Mary J - that was sweet. A real thing - for a change.

They were pro enough to push those two worlds together without any damage.

Mr. Bocelli's eyebrows were working his voice like a trumpeter's fingers on the valves.